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  From boomer51 July 25

  The Pastor's Ass
  >
  >
  >
  > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
  > it won.
  >
  > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
  > that he entered it in the
  > race
  > again, and it won again.
  >
  >
  > The local paper read:
  >
  >
  > PASTOR'S
  > ASS OUT FRONT.
  >
  > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
  > publicity that he ordered
  > the
  > pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day, the local paper headline
  > read:
  >
  >
  >
  >
  > BISHOP
  > SCRATCHES
  > PASTOR'S
  > ASS.
  >
  > This was too much for the bishop, so he
  > ordered the pastor to get
  > rid
  > of the donkey.
  >
  >
  > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
  > nearby convent.
  >
  > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
  > the following headline
  > the
  > next day:
  >
  >
  > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
  >
  > The bishop fainted.
  >
  > He informed the nun that she would have to
  > get rid of the donkey, so
  > she
  > sold it to a farmer for $10.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day the paper read:
  >
  > NUN
  > SELLS ASS FOR $10.
  >
  > This was too much for the bishop, so he
  > ordered the nun to buy back
  > the
  > donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
  > wild.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day the headlines read:
  >
  > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
  >
  > The bishop was buried the next day.
  >
  >
  > The moral of the story is . . . being
  > concerned about public opinion can
  > bring you much grief and misery . . and may even shorten your life.
  >
  

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  From boomer51 July 11

  
  Laugh for the Day
  
  
  You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
  
  The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You
  let
  go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
  
  After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your
  stop.
  
  As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
  that's when you remember:
  
  
  
  ......you've been listening to your iPod
  
  
  
  
  

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  From sherryalton April 6

  today-stopping by with another big ole box--you get to put 1 thing you hate in it.....maybe just maybe it will go away!! if you want to tell me-- whats in there--i am so nosey!!

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  From boomer51 March 20

  Spring Is Finally Here == Hooray And With Much Cheer == Take Care Judy

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  From sherryalton March 4

  -just dropped in with a big ole box of hugs--use as needed **hugs**

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