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nanaofbailee
Female, 54, Small town, TX
"Denver is 6-3----can't handle the pressure, I guess!!!!"
7:57am Tuesday
Strippers and Tippers Mood
Monday, June 23, 2008 | A Funny story

 

 

 

Last night my Hot Friends and I went to a club featuring Male Strippers.  One of my girls wanted to impress, so she pulled a 10 spot out of her pocket.  When the gorgeous male dancer came over to us she licked the bill and stuck it to his very nice right butt cheek.

 

 

Not to be outdone, another girl pulled out a 20, called the dancer over , licked the bill and stuck it to his matching left butt cheek.

 

 

In another attempt to impress, a third friend pulled out a 50, calls the guy over and licks the bill.  I'm a little worried about where this was going, but she simply stuck the wet bill to his right cheek.

 

 

My relief was short-lived.

 

 

See the way that things were stacking up, he headed straight for me!!  Everyone's attention was on me and he was egging me on to top the 50.  My brain was churning as I reached for my purse.  What could I do????

 

 

 

The woman in me took over!!  I grabbed my ATM card, swiped it between his cheeks, grabbed the 80 dollars and left!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments

  1. nanaofbailee

    Thank you my very sweet UK friend!!! I will smile over this one for a very long time!!!!! You are the best!!!


    nanaofbailee

  2. Jackie19467

    ROFLMAO just what I would have done lolololo,l


    Jackie19467

  3. Dawn1955

    As always you crack me up. Love it.


    Dawn1955

  4. barbra2

    darn, I thought this was for real..LOL


    barbra2

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