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  SST (01/22/09)

  Still Trying Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the subject of sex and what they can do to excite their husbands. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head yoga style. The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom "Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in ... You look like an asshole.
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  JAA (01/22/09)

  Saying Hi and hope your doing ok?
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  dyslexicsrule (01/21/09)

  I hope all the pain your in Goes so much away that you don't even feel it .
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  MelodyRain (01/21/09)

  i am sorry you feel horrible. i like what you said on catlovers journal. you are a good friend.
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  SST (01/21/09)

  A clerk asked his doctor how he could loose weight. The doctor told him to run ten miles a day for 30 days and he would guarantee him he would lose about 30 pounds. At the end of 30 days the guy was pleased and called his doctor. "Well, I lost the 30 pounds, but now I am 300 miles from home. How do I get back?"
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  SST (01/20/09)

  What's Your Name? A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "Hi .... My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "B. J. Titsenbeer."
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  Fiddler (01/20/09)

  thank ya! now I'm off to bed (study study study)
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  SST (01/19/09)

  Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction , all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief ! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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  emarmolejos (01/18/09)
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  lovewins (01/18/09)

  god bless you

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