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  SomeonesBtch (11/07/09)

  Just a drive by on a Saturday night hope all is good
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  SST (11/06/09)

  This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
  
  A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
  
  The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
  
  One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be fucked!! A talking pig!'
  
  The teacher had to leave the room
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  SST (11/05/09)

  Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
  
  This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
  
  Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
  A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
  
  Q. Where will the government get this money?
  A. From taxpayers.
  
  Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
  A. Only a smidgen.
  
  Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
  A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
  
  Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
  A. Shut up.
  
  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
  
  * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
  * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
  * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
  * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
  * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
  * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
  * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
  
  Instead, keep the money in America by:
  
  1 spending it at yard sales, or
  2 going to hockey/ball games, or
  3 spending it on prostitutes, or
  4 beer or
  5 tattoos.
  
  (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
  
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  I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
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  kidsintowe03 (11/05/09)

  it's a drive by hugging!!!!!
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  jimOUalum (11/04/09)

  Thanks Lisa! I am much better today. It did not turn out to be the flu, but the other night I felt so bad, it would not have surprised me.
  
  Take care!
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  mrkyboi (11/04/09)

  Just read your journal. here is a hug for you.
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  carlie787 (11/03/09)

  I am doing just fine thank you. How r u doing??
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  DAREDUDE (11/03/09)

  how could i ever forget you are there for me
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  flutterbyfly (11/02/09)

  Hey Lisa. Thanks for thinking of me! WE're doing as good as we can. How have you been?
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  kidsintowe03 (11/02/09)

  thanks sweetie! Hope all is well for you!!! Things are looking up here at the moment!!!!

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