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  Get Well Soon!
  

  hightower (11/13/09)

  I hope you get better:)
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  Phoenix07 (11/12/09)

  Hope you're feeling better soon!
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  flutterbyfly (11/12/09)

  Oh gosh honey. I am SO sorry to hear that. My dad had that surgery. Said he would never go through that again. I also have a deviated septum. But I won't have the surgery after watching what my dad went through. I so hope you heal very soon! I'll be praying. Love you and take care of yourself!
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  flutterbyfly (11/12/09)

  Hey Lisa. How are things for you? Duzz wanted me to send some love your way. He said he can't get on DS, but misses you!
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  Raynow (11/12/09)

  Hugz to a friend .. hope all is well in your world .. please know .. u r cared for .. just as you are .. in kind hearted friendship .. Ray
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  texasreb (11/11/09)

  Saw your post about the procedures...I'm glad to hear that you came through okay. I hope you are feeling, "good as new" in no time.
  
  
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  Phoenix07 (11/10/09)

  I'm sure the surgery will go just fine, but all the best with it.
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  Raynow (11/09/09)

  Sending u hugz .. and kind caring support .. Ray
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  SUICIDALNOMORE (11/09/09)

  Lisa,
  
  Good morning sweetheart. I hope that all is well with you. Take care and God Bless you always my friend.
  
  Love and Hugs,
  
  Chris
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  SST (11/07/09)

  A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE VICTORIA AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CALGARY .
  
  SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'
  
  SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY .'
  
  THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLYGIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:
  
  'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY AND YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'
  
  THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN.
  
  FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM.
  
  WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE, TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.
  SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING,
  'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'
  
  BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG ,AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND.
  
  
  
  ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL ANd ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.
  
  
  
  IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CALGARY
  

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