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Jiminator 
I journeyed to the NM southern border and had a pow wow with the Apache Indians who where patroling the NM and Mexico border for terrorists, the ones that have been there since 1492. They smelled awful, I convinced them that their efforts were appreciated, but the terrorists were driving across the border in Arizona and that they should go ahead and go on home, or go back to fighting their war against the white settlers in Nebraska and Iowa.
They said they were going to go on back to Florida and look for that darn Columbus, who started this mess and scalp him. I gave them $20 for hamburgers at Mcdonalds, and they said that they needed whiskey, not toilet paper.
So, I gave them some rope I had in my tool box, they said that would be good for trading at Ft. Smith, and I said OK, whatever you think and they headed east. So I put my picture back up and took theirs down. Jim
They said they were going to go on back to Florida and look for that darn Columbus, who started this mess and scalp him. I gave them $20 for hamburgers at Mcdonalds, and they said that they needed whiskey, not toilet paper.
So, I gave them some rope I had in my tool box, they said that would be good for trading at Ft. Smith, and I said OK, whatever you think and they headed east. So I put my picture back up and took theirs down. Jim
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Thanks for the endorphin rush from laughing. That was priceless.
lesliew
yea, I say some dumb shit sometimes
Jiminator
Looks like a good start to a novel. Just throw in a time machine and a cute assistant/traveling buddy.
happychi
look out columbus, the smelling indians are coming.
ZAZAS
Us Cherokee's are looking for that asshole Hernando Desoto. When I find him, I will demand wampum or kick and scalp his ass. Damn Spainard.
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