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I am a wife and mother to three very active kids 8, 9, and 12.
I am a wife and mother to three very active kids 8, 9, and 12.
I love crafts, especially jewelry making. I am passing my love of it onto my kids. I like hiking and traveling, which I don't get to do as often as I would like. I love fine dining out with my husband. My favorite is perfectly cooked rare prime rib and lobster. I like to keep busy and would rather be running than relaxing...silly huh?
I love crafts, especially jewelry making. I am passing my love of it onto my kids. I like hiking and
A MODERN DAY WILL ROGERS (REDNECK VERSION)
Larry's Proverbs
1.A day without sunshine is like night.
2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot..
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm..
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23.. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
You popped into my head today, I hope you're well, your family too.
I posted some pics of my latest jewelry project. Still didn't get to the cobalt project yet but I'm getting there.
Hugs and Mojo
Weebs
DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS.
A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother
asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any pork or bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I ?
I was diagnosed in March 2004. Lots of ups and downs but I'm still here.
I was diagnosed with stones when I was 17.My urologist in Michigan told me I would need new kidneys in 20 years if my stones and severe kidney damaging infections kept up and that I would be fine during pregnancies.He was wrong on both.We moved to Colorado and found a great doc. Presently I have a marble size stone stuck in a pocket in the upper pole of my left kidney.The only option at this point is surgery.