russ54's Journal

Well  I've been off ridin my bike...

There's a lot of chit goin on in Nut Brush country...

I'm startin to see what I've been missin out on getin old and bein physcally  disable..

My bus route map is gettin more and more blue streets where I've bee off cruisin.

I tryin to work up to makin it all the way to the Clinic on south side...It's about three miles... I can do three... just kinda afraid of the heat... mornings are good cept  I take a water   pill...aint no  ptty boxes alone them trails..

another thing I'm learnin...

This big butt I got... It's huge... seem like it' would be comfortable on that nice big bicycle seat... but it aint.... i got some them ridin shorts...nice and soft... streachy so  muy undies don't bunch up ridin my three wheely... well for get that they do... so I fixed that  and well .....

My big hinny get to hurtin after about thirty minutes... gotta stop... and stand up... peall thshort outta the skin of my big hinny.... sure hope that butt that followin me around gets lost soon... well so far at least three pound of it aare  missin....

Must of ground that off with the rear wheels hehehehehe...

I did see a most horrorous  sight yesterday...  yepp a  young fellow he was totein  his bicycle home on his shoulder.. the back tire done gone and blowed out.. 

Me ifin's I blow out a tire... I can't carry that dang thing home.. jeesh I can't even walk home by myself...  have cell phone will pedal....... 

Boogeydee  Boogeydee...........>>>>>>>>

Pardon me sir did ya see what happen....

Yeah I did....

could ya describe that for us sir?

Yepp....seen this rare white whale look like he was ridin a tricycle...

comin round that couner that  about ninety miles and hour when the chain on his bicycle  broke..... Yeppers... He was ssquillin and wavin for the passin lane. and the rear tire blew out too...  then all Hail broke loose...

that tricyle flipped and the whale bounced in to the swamp over there.... geesh didn't even come up for air... that three wheely thingy is up ther in dat gosh darn tree...

Watz...that... that big fellwo crawlin outta the swamp now.. boy he don't look none to happy... well I'm outta here ... bye...