I am having a horrible. day. I …
I am having a horrible. day. I don't know what to do anymore. and it seems like no one cares
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DrSuess 
10:45pm
i have nothing against females.
i love you all dearly.
but we need to be honest with ourselves….you know vaginas are weird.
I'd give anything to grab a dick now!
Ten reasons I don’t like vaginas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. can you tell me what they resemble? i thought not!
2. i don’t care for the smell of fish and sweaty nickels!
3. there’s nothing to hold on to.
4. why do they feel the need to turn into water parks at times?
5. i am a strong and firm believer in the vagina monster. I does exist!
6. it gets grosser with age!
7. they are not simple! i feel like they should come with an instruction manual
8. oral sex…..ewwwwwwww! Gaggggggggggggggggggg
9. i don’t care for the LOVE canal to become the BIRTH canal. and to think i took the express lane myself?…oh no.
10. 
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oh how i adore your outlook on things!!! you amuse me. greatly. i never read anyone's journal entries as persistently as i read yours!! :)
you rock, dude!!
BeautifullyBi22
hahahahahahahaha... that was hysterical!!! thanks!!
cake12310
My son, my son, my son.
I am left speechless. What do I say tho this? No handles? Priceless!
And don't forget not only did you pass through vaginal fluid coming out of Mommy's womb, but before that....there was sperm. What a swimming pool!
DearCatherine
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kathyhope
Sorry everyone. I'm just an opinionated brat. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I'm just experimenting with my sexuality. Hey! At least the girls and puppies are safe. I can't say the same for the new neighbor next door. He's hot! And my gaydar is hitting 130%!
DrSuess
you do that, hun! :-)
BeautifullyBi22
I found this funny. Good job.
Eric777