HiveGuy's Journal

No takers  on the house husband front... 

Oh, well...

did I mention I have excellent skills such as:

-fantastic cook (normal, vegetarian, and vegan)

-Great with kids (they like me... I don't know why... I really like mine... yours might be an asshole we'll see.)

-not too sack shabby... back when the equipment worked, but hopefully will get plumbing roto-rootered, and up and running before too long.

-not a drunk... except on odd thursdays.

-only on a handful of meds... on this site, at least, a plus

-can play any instrument with strings ( I really can.) This also relates well to the above sack shabby content...

-great taste in music... if you ignore the journey on my zune, sorry just can't stop believin', and holdin' on to that fe-eel-ing... oh-oh-oooh

-speak fluent Esperanto (not true, but you find some one to call me on it.) 

-Have never lost at trivial pursuit.... (That is actually, sadly true... tons of useless knowledge, very little actual.)

-writer... essayist, playwright, poet, short stories, lyrics, huge words on tiny napkins...

-std free since '93 (really forever... just rhymed.) 

-cheap to maintain (1 pack smokes, 4 diet cokes a day... that's right ladies, all this can be yours for the low, low price of less that $10 a day!)

-excellent at cleaning house.

-can do laundry well (even know how to handle delicates... bent underwires are a plague, I know, I understand, and can avoid)

-you can hold the remote... I don;t watch tv.

-I read poetry aloud... from good people, not just mine.

-I love live theatre. (My degree is in theatre... so I am not a homophobe either.)

-can do the entire Thriller dance... no shit

-I like to cuddle... again, no shit.

-5'9" 135-140 pounds... of pure raw... well, shit... that isn't impressive at all....

-look good in a suit... and am great at the parent bit... my ex in laws  love me still...

-wear proper amount of cologne.

-know what shams, a duvet, and occasional pillows are and own all three.

-Favorite painting: The Kiss

-Favorite Book: tie; Anna Karenina and slaughterhouse five

-favorite poet: WH Auden

-favorite musician: Elvis Costello

-favortite person: you baby, or,  whoever "adopts" me before I get put to pasture....

 See great qualifications...

where are all the applicants.??? really!!!! what does a guy have to do... 

 -john "more than just the perfect man" reyes