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Maegie
8:12pm, October 6, 2009

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Through humor , you can soften some of the worse blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Jerry Seinfield
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Dave Barry
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carry
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