OnlyBelieve's Journal

I received an email today from a friend and attached was a beautiful slide show with short sayings from God. I wish that you could see the magnificent pictures attached....pictures of snow capped mountains, sky blue waters, etc. Here are the sayings that were attached to various pictures of nature:

Please do not drink and drive. You are not ready to see me yet.    God

Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it?   God

What do I have to do to get your attention?   God

Earth people, do not treat me like a Martian.   God

I thought about making the world in black and white. But then I said....naah!   God

If you missed the dawn today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow.   God

How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you perfectly.   God

If you think Giocanda is amazing, you should see my masterpiece...in the mirror.   God

Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants.   God

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world. OK, I'm biased.   God

Come to my house on Sunday, before the game.   God

What part of "You should not..." don't you understand?   God

We need to talk.   God

I love weddings. Invite me to yours.   God

 This "Love thy neighbor..." I meant it.   God

The road you choose....will you take me with you?   God

Follow me.   God

And when you want to know what God wants to say...Read the Bible.  Have you read my best seller? It's quite a challenge.    God

With pleasure I will carry your cross, come.   God

You are not alone, you have me.   God

Trust in me.   God

I want the best gift, for you.   God

Put yourself in my hands and watch.   God

I am looking for you, answer me.   God