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Wife, Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Mother of two grown children, Nana to 6 grandchildren. I have known the love of my life since 7th grade. He is my support system. I was a Art teacher and am a Fine Artist. Poet. Great Cook. Quilter. I love to fish and we live by the waters of the Gulf Coast so we fish often.
Wife, Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, Mother of two grown children, Nana to 6 grandchildren. I have known the love of my life since 7th grade. He is my support system. I was a Art teacher and am a Fine Artist. Poet. Great Cook. Quilter. I love to fish and we live by the waters of the Gulf Coast so we fish often.
God, My Ministry, Grandchildren, Hubby, bible, Pets, garden, Art, and quilting. All forms of needlework.
God, My Ministry, Grandchildren, Hubby, bible, Pets, garden, Art, and quilting. All forms of needlework.
Just wanted to say hello and see how you are doing! Thinking of you!
Flying by to wish you a Happy Halloween! Leaving some trick or treat candy for you too. Hugs...Lesa
Hey, I hope you are having a great day! Take care and stay strong!
Don't know if it's true but it is funny!
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature..
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive.. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
how have you been?i`m not allowed to be on at work anymore, so my time on here is severly limited. have a great day! love ya, dave
I really don't know where I belong. I have Sjogren's Syndrome with the brain lesions causing MS symptoms. The neurologist at the V.A. says I have MS. I have other autoimmune issues as well. Like autoimmune hepititis..my new dx's.
I was in too much pain to post this part. Sjogren's Syndrome, MS, Fibro, RA, OA and AIL.
Have had unknown origion auto immune diseases since 1979. (they think even before) Hashimoto's then every dx's you can imagine. Finally the V.A. dx's me with sjogren's in 2003...Also MS...I too have liver disease they think due to the SS. It is a mess.
I have sjogren's syndrome which is a drying disease. I have fusion of C6-C7 I have herniated and stenosis of C1-C2. I have herniated disk in the Thoratic spine and all through the Lumbar. I have a benign tumor in L2 and L1 is fractured. I have scoliosis to the left. I have degenrative disease in all disk due to the drying. I have sciatic nerve damaage that is perminate. I also have S1 damage. I am a mess. I am in the chronic pain group.
Went and had skin cancer removed today a melanoma on my back and lots of pre cancer an basal cells on my arms and face...
I have had Fibromyalgia since 1979. I have autoimmune diseases that the docs make more about than the fibro. Although the fibro makes me as sick as the other things wrong with me. I am overwieght now but untill 1- years ago was always thin...still had the fibro. I go to the V.A. Hospital for my health care.
I have DDD from my skull to my tail!