littlemac's Journal

Ok, I went to a have a cup coffee with a friend and in walks this oh my gosh, handsome man. Best looking dude I have ever seen. I could not help staring at him. I just felt sooo drawn and kept staring at him, amazing, I have never acted this way before, this man was drop dead gorgeous.

I guess he noticed my staring at him and the expression on my face, oh,  anyway he came over and whispered in my ear: "Darling for 20 bucks I will do anything you want me to, the only thing is you have to tell me in 4 words".

Boy, I got that twenty out so fast and I said:

"Clean my stinking house."