SarahZee's Journal

like honestly, how is this not funny?

we can fix this. all we need is 5 pints of blood and some bones.

ahhahaha come on people. faking someone's death to frame facebook is fucking hilarious. 

i'm trying to teach my puppy to laugh at my jokes. i'm not sure how a dog laughs, but i will figure it out.

it dane cook said that joke, people would love it.

and my dad hates blood and he still found it funny.

and another one. a gay joke. (it's okay because i'm bi. haha)

i said to my gay friend that i wanted latkes. because i have decided i'm jewish because my boyfriend's family is.

and my friend said. i want latkes too.

so i said.

you don't get latkes, all you get is rainbow trout!

HAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS. rainbow trout! get it? the gay thing is a rainbow.  so he can only eat rainbow trout.

yeah, he didn't find it funny. because i was apparently making fun of gay people.but really, how does someone get offended by a bi person saying a gay joke? that's just like my mexican friend. he makes fun of mexicans all the time. do people get upset? no, because he is mexican. 

stupid people don't think i'm funny anymore.