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SarahZee 
college is pointless. i'm already a master of advice.
and i can figure people out.
why do i need to read this bullshit?
i should just be a professional crocheter/crochet teacher/advice columnist.
screw college, i have yarn! and a brain.
yarn+brain=magic.
haha. but really, why must i conform to college rules. hell, i should start my own college like in accepted!
i doubt anyone would come though. then i would just look stupid. haha. i don't think i have enough energy to start a school and then have people not come. haha.
do you need to go to college to be an advice columnist? because i could totally do that. i give genius advice. not like anyone listens, but if i had my own column, tons of people would listen.
plus, i always got a's in english. even though i don't capitilize my letters here and shit, but i do when i want to. haha. maybe i will start. i will have my friends write fake problems and i will answer them, and then everyone will know that i am qualified for the job. haha.
i'm just so bored of all this stupid reading when i could be reading real problems and helping real people, instead of reading about helping people.
who says i need to read to know about how people think?
i think i can figure it out for myself.
plus i am seeing a therapist, and i know how to help people with problems because she helps me and she's really good.
i think i am qualified to help people.
college is a waste of my brain and my time.
that is all i have to say.
p.s.
college, you are dumb.
