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STONEWALLJACKSON
Male, 43, LOUISVILLE, GA
"IF U FART IN PUBLIC,THEY'LL 4GET U SHORTLY,BUT IF U SHIT IN UR PANTS THEY'LL NEVER 4-GET U."LARRY FLYNT""
1:30pm, January 8, 2009
JANUARY 2,2009 HAPPY 2009. Mood
Friday, January 2, 2009 | A Funny story
  I KNOW MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE SAYING THIS BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT ANY HOW.   I HAPPEN TO LOVE THE MEDS I'M ON.I EVEN LOVE THE SIDE EFFECTS.WHICH IS MUCH IMPROVED FARTING.  AND WOW BABY IF I CANT CRACK THE WINDOWS NOW.(HAHAHAHAHA) THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE MIGHTY PLEASANT NOW AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO CHANGE MEDS FOR SOMETHING LIKE INCREASED FLATULANCE.  I'LL FLOAT A LOUD ONE AND BLAME IT ON THE CAT.SHE FARTS TOO.MY MOM SAYS NO WAY DOES HER CAT FLOAT AIR BISCUITS. SHE'S A LADY.  I SAY YES MOM A LADY WHO  FARTS. I WAS RECENTLY AT THE ZOO IN JACKSONVILLE FL AND ONE OF THE ELEPHANTS FLOATED A NASTY SONIC BLAST,I SAID "OK DUMBO,I CAN DO THAT TO". WELL MINE WASNT AS LOUD ,BUT CLOSE. HAHAHA   BUT ALL KIDDING AND JOKING ASIDE,I'M A MUCH HAPPIER PERSON NOW AND THE EDGE THAT BECAME DULL IS REGAINING ITS SHARPNESS. SOON IT WILL BE BACK TO WORK AND A MOVE TO ANOTHER CITY TO START THE NEXT STAGE OF MY LIFE.
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