ErnieISFREE's Journal

hmmm. ya know, I really have a hard time eating chocolate bunnies and all. They are bunnies, I mean really nice cuddly soft bunnies that we are eating. 

REALLY!  What if they changed the chocolate to ummm maybe tax forms, nah that would give me chocolate cuts. Hey what about turtles, I mean then I would feel good about crackin the suckers apart before eating them. Nah, I would eat them out of house and home (the idea is old anyway) hmmmff

What about chocolate parliament leaders or state senators? Nah, I don't want anything that says on the box "EAT ME!" Too rude for children, and what if you hide the eggs, those chocolate politicians would probably steel the eggs and tell the kids " you are lucky we were here to save your lives"

I don't know.....

Oh I got it, what about chocolate weeds. You know the pesky weeds that infest our gardens and kill our lawns. Oh wait, my kids will be taught to go find the weed in the backyard, or "hey kids, look what I found, weed half price at the store." NO way, bad idea. Slap Ernies bad Idea hand!

Oh oh ohhhhhhhhh I finally got it, what about favourite chocolate movie stars. That way you can sell the chocolate with an empty middle. You know, with no substance. It is a great lesson for kids. Like hey son get the britney spears chocolate, but be careful the chocolate hair might fall off and the head might crack to easy. Watch out son, there might be some marble candies loose in there.  Nah too  superficial ! I mean who would fall for propaganda about stars, toys and such

Ahhh I got it, what about chocolate puddy?! You know the kind you can shape and slap onto a piece of paper. Now that is genious. You are teaching them how to read and eat at the same time! Nahhh the chocolate would melt.

humf, OH, maybe I should just buy easter eggs.........now that is genius. No overhead. WOW why didn't I think of that before?!