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  SST (11/05/09)

  Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
  
  This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
  
  Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
  A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
  
  Q. Where will the government get this money?
  A. From taxpayers.
  
  Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
  A. Only a smidgen.
  
  Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
  A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
  
  Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
  A. Shut up.
  
  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
  
  * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
  * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
  * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
  * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
  * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
  * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
  * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
  
  Instead, keep the money in America by:
  
  1 spending it at yard sales, or
  2 going to hockey/ball games, or
  3 spending it on prostitutes, or
  4 beer or
  5 tattoos.
  
  (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
  
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  I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
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  italiantrash (11/03/09)

  yea im alive. No not married, more like used for sex when chicks i know get desperate lol. Better then nothing. Busy with college and working pt delivering pizza.
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  italiantrash (11/03/09)

  yea im alive. No not married, more like used for sex when chicks i know get desperate lol. Better then nothing. Busy with college and working pt delivering pizza.
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  hunterD (10/30/09)

  don`t kid yourself about strength, everyone knows it comes from super mario pants!!!!! love ya, dave
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  grammykittylynn (10/28/09)
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  janiM (10/24/09)

  Hi Katie, checking in. How are things going for you? Miss You. Write soon.
  Love & Huggles, Jani
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  majesticblu (10/19/09)

  Hi sweets! Thanks for seeing me back. So much has changed. I hope everything is good in your world.
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  janiM (10/17/09)

  hi Katie, where are you? Please don't go MIA again!!! Would love to hear how your life is going!
  Take care hon, Jani
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  nerisa86 (10/16/09)

  I hope all is well...my prayers are with you(=
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  SST (10/15/09)

  Larry is in Hospital Rm. 232
  Who the hell is 'Larry'? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. ''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' "Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. "Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

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