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bobbibrowneyes
Female, 40, Conover, NC
"Surgery will be on Dec 4th! Can't wait!"
7:54am, November 9, 2009
Journal Entry for November 9, 2009 Mood
Monday, November 9, 2009
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure
In your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives;
then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem.

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