bobbibrowneyes's Journal

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure
In your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives;
then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem.