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bobbibrowneyes 
7:54am, November 9, 2009
Christmas With A Capital C
By: Go Fish
Well I went to the coffee shop to get myself a Mocha,
The lady at the counter said "Happy holidays";
I said, "Thanks lady, I am pretty happy,
But there’s only one holiday that makes me feel that way."
It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C."
God's got a law and we pretty much destroyed it.
We’re gonna get judged, there’s no way to avoid it.
But Jesus came down to take the punishment for me.
He did it for you too, so maybe you can see . . .
Why It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C."
It’s called Christmas!
(oh, yes we want to say happy holidays because we don’t want to leave anybody out, really, how come there’s a bunch of holidays in February but no one says happy holidays then, they say what it is, “happy valentines day- OOH do you believe in love?”)
It’s called Christmas!
(but no body wants to say Christmas,everything but Christmas, why I know why, you do too, it’s because it’s got Christ in it and after thousands of years he’s still intimidating people, you see when a religious figure says “I am the way” people don’t wanna hear it.)
It’s called Christmas!
( I say you gotta say merry Christmas cuz it is! And if you don’t believe in it fine, but I got a flash for you, Christianity happens to be the religious heritage of my country whether you like it or not.)
It’s called Christmas!
(so if you're not Christian or you don’t like it, and you don’t want Christmas to be celebrated, well then God Bless You, but if you're think you're gonna stop me from sayin it because it offends you, I gotta flash for you, Put a helmet on, cuz it’s my country too.)
It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C”
By: Go Fish
Well I went to the coffee shop to get myself a Mocha,
The lady at the counter said "Happy holidays";
I said, "Thanks lady, I am pretty happy,
But there’s only one holiday that makes me feel that way."
It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C."
God's got a law and we pretty much destroyed it.
We’re gonna get judged, there’s no way to avoid it.
But Jesus came down to take the punishment for me.
He did it for you too, so maybe you can see . . .
Why It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C."
It’s called Christmas!
(oh, yes we want to say happy holidays because we don’t want to leave anybody out, really, how come there’s a bunch of holidays in February but no one says happy holidays then, they say what it is, “happy valentines day- OOH do you believe in love?”)
It’s called Christmas!
(but no body wants to say Christmas,everything but Christmas, why I know why, you do too, it’s because it’s got Christ in it and after thousands of years he’s still intimidating people, you see when a religious figure says “I am the way” people don’t wanna hear it.)
It’s called Christmas!
( I say you gotta say merry Christmas cuz it is! And if you don’t believe in it fine, but I got a flash for you, Christianity happens to be the religious heritage of my country whether you like it or not.)
It’s called Christmas!
(so if you're not Christian or you don’t like it, and you don’t want Christmas to be celebrated, well then God Bless You, but if you're think you're gonna stop me from sayin it because it offends you, I gotta flash for you, Put a helmet on, cuz it’s my country too.)
It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ
And you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else,
But that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital "C”
IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS THROW THEM AT SOMEONE!!! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana' 6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 7. Skip down the hall rather than Walk And see how many looks you get. 8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go Out to eat, with a serious face. 9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 10. Sing Along At The Opera. 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called . THERAPY
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure
In your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives;
then you'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure
In your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives;
then you'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem.
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