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  tinderhart (11:39 am)

  R U ever gonna be my friend again?
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  tinderhart (11/19/09)

  Hi CC, hope all is well, what's this about a new chapter?? Miss ya girlie!! Take care, and have a nice day. Love Tinder
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  tinderhart (11/11/09)

  Hey Miss CC, not feeling so hot here. Attitude is fine, but body hurts. Hope all is well with you girl, and that school is making you happy. Stay in touch when ya can. Love J.
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  LeftWing (11/09/09)

  your information is great, thanks SO MUCH!
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  tinderhart (11/07/09)

  Hope you are well. Hugs from J and the kitties.
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  AvaMer (11/06/09)

  change is GOOD. I wish you the best :)
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  SST (11/05/09)

  Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
  
  This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
  
  Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
  A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
  
  Q. Where will the government get this money?
  A. From taxpayers.
  
  Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
  A. Only a smidgen.
  
  Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
  A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
  
  Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
  A. Shut up.
  
  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
  
  * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
  * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
  * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
  * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
  * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
  * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
  * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
  
  Instead, keep the money in America by:
  
  1 spending it at yard sales, or
  2 going to hockey/ball games, or
  3 spending it on prostitutes, or
  4 beer or
  5 tattoos.
  
  (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
  
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  I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
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  LeftWing (11/05/09)

  hope work, life and boyfriend are all treating you well
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  flutterbyfly (11/05/09)

  Love you too! Looking forward to catching up soon!
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  SST (11/02/09)

  To make it stand, You wet it!
  
  To make it wet, You suck it!
  
  To make it stiff, You lick it!
  
  To get it in, You push it!
  
  Damn !!!!!!!
  
  Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!

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