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AzO 
2:51pm, October 2, 2009
when you're feeling pretty good the doctor says, oh i'm sorry, your breathing sucks, two weeks in the hospital for you! so while you're rushing around like mad to pack stuff to go, the fucking washing machine says you know now is a good day for me to get clogged up and not drain properly and im going to flood your laundry room! if i ever meet murphy i'm gonna kick him in the balls and while hes bent over moaning i'm gonna shove my foot up his ass.
