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March 15, 2009 7:59am
Ok, been a while again. Lost the fine motor skills, so typing is a challenge.
OK, here goes, my neuro prescribed Lithium. Found out it was …
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About Me
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About Me
I was diagnosed in May of 2006. Ths condition tries to get the best of me, but I'm a fighter.
I was diagnosed in May of 2006. Ths condition tries to get the best of me, but I'm a fighter.
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I am married with two children. Khaylin is 20 and Keeley is 17.
I am married with two children. Khaylin is 20 and Keeley is 17.
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I'm still here!
October 4, 2008 5:06am
OK, so here goes. I moved to Arkansas! I moved home! Love it, but have had some probs. Here goes!
1. Packed up, …
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OK, I think my therapist is trying to kill me!
May 3, 2008 3:58pm
I've been going to physical therapy for a couple of weeks now. I feel like I'm a little stronger. Definitely standing …
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Lost as a Goose!
April 4, 2008 6:51am
OK, here's the deal. Another friend was just diagnosed with MS. I want to help her as much as possible, but I'm not sure how much …
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Here Again!
March 6, 2008 6:47am
OK, it's been a while again! I keep telling myself that I'm gonna write on my journal every day. Sometimes I miss (OK, like …
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Work or Play
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the Minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it-
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to hockey/ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
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I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. -
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Subject: Acts 2:38
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening
of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so
that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an
ax and two 38s!'
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WINDEX
KEEP THIS IN MIND AS YOU ARE DOING YOUR CLEANUP CHORES.
New use for Windex
I haven't checked snopes.com to see if this actually
Works or not . . . But they say,
If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked,
You should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.
Have a Great Day! 
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I'm finally back on track and able to keep up with this site, I've missed everyone and I hope ur ok.
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Close Multiple Sclerosis (MS)
Type: Progressive Relapsing MSI'm currently taking Provigil I've learned not to take it unless I'm doing something that will use up energy (usually physical therapy). It's working for me. My neurologist says it works best if not taken daily. Even when I do take it, I only take a half of a pill and take it as early in the morning as I can. Hope this helps. Karen
Treatments
- Copaxone Working / Worked
- Novantrone Working / Worked
- Had nausea with the Novantrone. Still worth it, tho.
- Tysabri Working / Worked
- I start this within the next six weeks. Hope it does as well for me as it has others.
