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"FLU UPDATE "
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment
The joke was kind of silly... but loved this laughing mouse... Hee Hee
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"So, what's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
" And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Oh I like this one; Wish I had this when I was working, for there are several ex-bosses I love to send this to, Now, this is a little late for me I'm retired.. But surely this is a good one for those that are working..LOL
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Thanks for the morning laugh!
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ROFL...you crack me up Elissa. Hugs, Inga
A song has been running through my head... the words give me hope...
There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand and we're halfway there
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere
its from West Side Story... What a tragic story that is... but the hope in those words... I know that someday, somewhere, somehow we'll be with our kids again... We'll see them... and we'll hold them... we'll hear their voices... we'll even smell them... can you imagine how they'll look at us like we've truly lost it when we snuggle our noses into their hair and inhale their scent... Its not today... probably not for many todays... but someday when its our time to go... they'll be there waiting... I can hear Cara saying take my hand...
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Elissa,
I have always liked that song, thank you. Hugs, Inga
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Someday....... Love to you my friend.
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What and lovely words for us to keep us going, why I too have two babies in heaven walking in God's garden..I just keep saying to myself they are just a breath away from me and as long as I live they to live on in my heart..Yes! one day our time will come and all our families members will reunite with each other once again..Amen!
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I think he's cute too! Thanks for sharing humor as we're all facing sad holidays. Keep smiling my friend! Hugs, Teri
RememberKala
Thank you LOL....
joeymom
Funny. Hugs, Inga
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