Progress
25 %
I have a ton of issues and they weigh heavily on my mind pretty much daily. I have a great family but I always feel as if I am missing out on something just out of my reach.
I have a ton of issues and they weigh heavily on my mind pretty much daily. I have a great family but I always feel as if I am missing out on something just out of my reach.
I am interested in being SUPERWOMAN!!NAH NOT REALLY
I am interested in being SUPERWOMAN!!NAH NOT REALLY
I did really good for a while not smoking but I went back to it. I just have way too many other things going on in my life to give up the one thing …
Work or Play
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the Minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to hockey/ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
***
I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
I care about you!
Whistles for you! Woo Hoo! Good for you!
don.t let others get ya down there are some of us out here care about ya,great big ole grizzly bear huggzzzzzzzz squishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I suffer from borderline personality disorder and self injury in one form or another for a long time but it has just recently manifested itself into cutting.
I am like a long island ice tea when it comes to mental disorders. mix a little bi-polar,borderline personality disorder,post traumatic stress disorder a pretty intense sex addiction and you get me
I was diagnosed with a brain tumor one day after my wedding. I had the surgery three weeks after my wedding and have had nothing but problems ever since
I have gained 100 pounds in one year and I am feel like a different person inside and out