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JOANNE1971
Female, 38, NH
"Went to my first nascar race. whoo-hoo!!"
2:41pm, October 18, 2009
4 kids and the family dog Mood
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 | A Funny story
I told the girls what Michael J Fox said:

"When your first baby drops his pacifier on the floor you run quick and boil it.

When your second baby drops her pacifier on the floor you run it under hot water and hand it back to her.

When your third baby drops her pacifier on the floor you lick it and pop it back in her mouth.

When your fourth baby drops his pacifier you let the dog lick it."

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Becca's response? "Did you really just wash mine with hot water?!?"

Lina, also standing there, just shrugged and wondered what dogs were around when she was a baby.
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  1. LarryLDN

    ROTFL


    LarryLDN

  2. purple4

    When I was younger, probably early teens, my sister told me you really love a child when you pick up a lolly pop they've dropped, suck on it and give it back clean. I told her I wouldn't love my children enough!


    purple4

  3. tiredtiredtired

    I agree! LOL!

    Love the joke though!
    Made me laugh today!
    I have missed your wit...you are the sweetest nut I know.
    Love you!
    Rhea


    tiredtiredtired

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