Journal Entry for November 8, 2009
November 8, 2009 6:37am
mpdsville1
9:08am, January 8, 2009
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About Me
mpdsville1
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About Me
am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty
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Interests
Olympic Snoring, Blowdart Bingo, Competitive Apathy, Bat Boy
Olympic Snoring, Blowdart Bingo, Competitive Apathy, Bat Boy
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Funny Face
Good cuz I hate matza balls!!!!!! Wet soggy bread if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lollol Eric
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Hug
Dear Mike, Unfortunately they do not buy sperm in TexaSS lol Eric
Thanks
Mike, I LOVED it! Thanks so much, you really made my day! Not easy turning 44 for some reason...if youcan do it so can I!
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Congrats
Dear mike,
Me thinks there is something fishy about your wishes for me????? lol Eric 
Present
Happy birthday Mike! :) my family and i are thinking of you all, and wish you all in spirit. :) we're keeping you all close within our hearts. :) today, we celebrate you. :) We're very blessed to have you and your family in our lives. :) We send our love, many blessings, and lots of super big happy birthday hugs, from all of us here in CT. :) this gift is for you and your family. :) it's filled with our love. :)
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