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  SST (7:54 am)

  Revising the "Oldies"........!!!
  Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits
  with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
  They include:
  Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
  Herman's Hermits-- Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
  Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
  The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
  Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
  Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.
  Paul Simon-----Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
  The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
  Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
  Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
  Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
  The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
  Abba--- Denture Queen.
  Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
  Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
  Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
  And Last but NOT least:
  Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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  SST (11/27/09)

  Just think.....
  
  
  
  
  
  If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey, instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.
  HAPPY TURKEY Day Love ya
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  Flowers
  

  wallyw44 (11/24/09)

  Well, these flowers are roses straight from the garden! Bless you and yours, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Wally and Colleen
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  tootiewoodie (11/23/09)

  
  What ever challenges come your way just know that I will be there for u.
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  tootiewoodie (11/23/09)

  
  What ever challenges come your way just know that I will be there for u.
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  wallyw44 (11/23/09)

  Thank you and bless you for joining "simply prayer"! We are here to give good Christian support and encouragement to each other. We look forward to having you and hope we can be friends! Love your avatar!!! I (Wally) lived in Portland, Oregon a number of years and loved all the roses! It is called "The City of Roses"! God Bless you and yours! Wally and Colleen
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  Moment of Peace
  

  Pennyphone (11/17/09)

  A moment of peace for you.....it seems like you need it.
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  stevebhopes (11/13/09)

  I wish you a good day full of hope and peace.
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  pepper09mos (11/08/09)

  kEEP IT UP! Pepper
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  SST (11/05/09)

  Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
  
  This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
  
  Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
  A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
  
  Q. Where will the government get this money?
  A. From taxpayers.
  
  Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
  A. Only a smidgen.
  
  Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
  A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
  
  Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
  A. Shut up.
  
  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
  
  * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
  * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
  * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
  * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
  * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
  * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
  * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
  
  Instead, keep the money in America by:
  
  1 spending it at yard sales, or
  2 going to hockey/ball games, or
  3 spending it on prostitutes, or
  4 beer or
  5 tattoos.
  
  (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
  
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  I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.

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