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nansueflan
Female, 50, NC
"Dr.'s auuughrrrrr!"
8:34pm, November 17, 2009
Good joke! Mood
Monday, June 9, 2008 | A Funny story
Scotch with two drops of water.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says,'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...

'The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday,  I'll buy you a drink.  In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you.  Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.''Coming up,' says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'


'Coming right up,' the bartender says.As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am,  I'm dying of curiosity.  Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.  Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

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Comments

  1. vnikkis

    That was great it definitely put a smile on my face.


    vnikkis

  2. joanieg2006

    Very funny, Nan! That was great! It really made
    my day! Talk to you soon!

    Hugs, Joanieg


    joanieg2006

  3. gabbygal

    Too cute!!!!

    Gabby


    gabbygal

  4. julied

    That was great!!!Thanks for the smile!!!


    julied

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