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nansueflan 
8:34pm, November 17, 2009
Scotch with two drops of water.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...
'The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.''Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...
'The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.''Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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That was great it definitely put a smile on my face.
vnikkis
Very funny, Nan! That was great! It really made
my day! Talk to you soon!
Hugs, Joanieg
joanieg2006
Too cute!!!!
Gabby
gabbygal
That was great!!!Thanks for the smile!!!
julied