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  hunterD (11/14/09)
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  hopefulforlife (08/02/09)

  Hi, Been a while I know, hope things are good with you..Miss You
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  boomer51 (07/25/09)

  The Pastor's Ass
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  >
  >
  > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
  > it won.
  >
  > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
  > that he entered it in the
  > race
  > again, and it won again.
  >
  >
  > The local paper read:
  >
  >
  > PASTOR'S
  > ASS OUT FRONT.
  >
  > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
  > publicity that he ordered
  > the
  > pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day, the local paper headline
  > read:
  >
  >
  >
  >
  > BISHOP
  > SCRATCHES
  > PASTOR'S
  > ASS.
  >
  > This was too much for the bishop, so he
  > ordered the pastor to get
  > rid
  > of the donkey.
  >
  >
  > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
  > nearby convent.
  >
  > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
  > the following headline
  > the
  > next day:
  >
  >
  > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
  >
  > The bishop fainted.
  >
  > He informed the nun that she would have to
  > get rid of the donkey, so
  > she
  > sold it to a farmer for $10.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day the paper read:
  >
  > NUN
  > SELLS ASS FOR $10.
  >
  > This was too much for the bishop, so he
  > ordered the nun to buy back
  > the
  > donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
  > wild.
  >
  >
  >
  > The next day the headlines read:
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  > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
  >
  > The bishop was buried the next day.
  >
  >
  > The moral of the story is . . . being
  > concerned about public opinion can
  > bring you much grief and misery . . and may even shorten your life.
  >
  
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  shevan (07/17/09)

  Hi - haven't heard a peep from you in the longest time - no journal entries - how are you? Here are some summer flowers and I hope you're keeping cool (heat wave here in Portland)!
  
  Hugs,
  S.
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  boomer51 (07/11/09)

  
  Laugh for the Day
  
  
  You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
  
  The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You
  let
  go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back.
  
  After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your
  stop.
  
  As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
  that's when you remember:
  
  
  
  ......you've been listening to your iPod
  
  
  
  
  
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  hunterD (07/05/09)

  leanna, where are you? worring about you, are you ok? haven`t seen you in forever. take care. love ya, dave
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  SST (06/18/09)

  LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN..........
  
  
  
  The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
  
  Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
  
  The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
  
  Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated."
  
  The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
  
  Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
  
  The teacher sat down and cried!
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  hopefulforlife (06/10/09)

  Stop by to say HI, Been awhile , Hope you are doing well Miss you Hope to talk soon....
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  LilMargie (05/20/09)

  Hi Leanna, haven't seen hide nor hair of ya lately, hope you are doing okay and just busy, busy, busy! Did you ever get a home care worker with a darn yet??? Drop a line when you get a chance! LV*M
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  shevan (05/10/09)

  I don't know if you have children or not, Leanna, but Happy Mother's Day, anyway! You ARE a mother to your cat, like I am a mom to my two pooches! Hope all is well with you; drop me a line! Love, She

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