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GoodGod
Female, 101
"From the Spirit within, the heart knows the truth.... From GarrettK."
2:48pm, November 15, 2008
Joke..... Mood
Friday, October 30, 2009

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral  director to play at a graveside  service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a  typical man, did  not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.  I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.  I assured the workers I  would not hold them up for long but this was the  proper thing to do.

 

The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I  played out my heart and soul.  As I played the  workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd  never  played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of  the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with  Amazing Grace and walked to my  car.  As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen  nothin' like that before in the twenty years I've been putting in septic tanks.



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  1. KneeDeep

    Great Joke! Thanks((( GoodGod)))


    KneeDeep

  2. vino

    Very funny, Thanks, Vino.


    vino

  3. GarrettK

    That took me by surprise...too funny...thanks...nothing like a good laugh before going to bed.


    GarrettK

  4. moonstar

    :) :) :)!


    moonstar

  5. JudyFruity

    Hahahaha. Love it!


    JudyFruity

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