ChristinaCat85's Journal

August 8 2008

Mandie: Bored + not asleep + headache + flying pig outside, ramming into the building time and time again...wait... Wow. I really need sleep.

Christy: omg the flying pig comes to see you too?!? yessss, im not alone! :) hahaha

Mandie: What?! He told me I was the only one! Pig! How could yoouuuu!?!

Christy: oh wait nooo. he told me he has a twin. no cheating piggies!

Mandie: That's what they all say! Why!? (This is what happens when Mandie gets no sleep, crazy stories about cheating piggies lol)

Christy: hahaha nooo he showed me their birth certificates! its totally true. they are faithful! (& dont feel bad cause im actually not sleepy right now at all, which makes me look way more looney-like) :)

Mandie: :Overdramatic soap-opera gasp: I can't believe I ever doubted you piggy! Now! Let us fly off into the sunset!

Christy: yesss! the day is totally saved. our piggies are the bestest.

Mandie: They are! :dramatic soap-opera story telling pose: For if the piggies had never resolved their differences, the world would have been sucked into the ham vortex! :Dramatic soap-opera 'dun dun dunnn' noise:

Christy: but WAIT! :dramatic soap opera music, then it goes to commercial to piss everyone off, NOW we're back: there’s an evil bitch piggy who is jealous of our piggies devotion to us and she’s escaped from jail and gotten plastic surgery so no one knows who she really is and we've accidentally hired her as a maid in our huge mansion! :dun dun DUUUUUN:

Mandie: My GOD! Then one day, during a fancy beach party planned by the piggies's french cousin, 'François', she spikes the punch in a plot to eliminate us! :sinister over-dramatic music:

Christy: then! our grand friend Gertrude comes to the rescue with a potion that saves us cause we drank the evil punch, but we let everyone think we've died so our killer will not suspect anything, and we go to a secret room underground to plot our revenge! :dun dun DUUUUN:

Mandie: Suddenly- The evil piggy's henchman bursts in with a machine gun loaded with a mixture of shampoo and mustard! :Dun dun dunnnnn!!: But we're to quick for him, and we disappear into a secret passage behind our painting of a kissy face!!

Christy: then we frolic, in slow motion to the sound of some dramatic music and we look totally flawless doing that, and at the end of our tunnel our piggies are there with speed boats and we have to jump down onto them and we speed off into the distance with our hair blowing in the wind!

Mandie: Then- A seagull lands on the boat, he says "You may have won this round, but we will get you!" We aren't at all surprised that a SEAGULL just threatened us. We throw him overboard. :Dramatic temporary conclusion music:

Christy: oh my god we are amazing. AMAZING

Mandie: Damn straight! Who knew that the story of the flying piggy would be adapted into a hit soap opera? What are the chances!?

Christy: I wonder how rich we shall become from our hit soap opera?

Mandie: We shall become supreme rulers of the earth!

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i adore miss mandie hahahaha