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  SST (01/21/09)

  A clerk asked his doctor how he could loose weight. The doctor told him to run ten miles a day for 30 days and he would guarantee him he would lose about 30 pounds. At the end of 30 days the guy was pleased and called his doctor. "Well, I lost the 30 pounds, but now I am 300 miles from home. How do I get back?"
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  DazyDuke (01/21/09)

  Goodmorning, welcome to the new day of hope, peace, and love.
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  deeitsme (01/21/09)

  Quote for the day: You don’t get to pick your own nickname. They’ve gotta give you one. It’s like we’re all tryin’ to make pets out of each other and we’re not comfortable unless we get to name ‘em. Laura Moncur...........XOXO Dee
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  SST (01/20/09)

  What's Your Name? A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "Hi .... My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. He said, "B. J. Titsenbeer."
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  Breathes (01/20/09)

  Jus stopping by to stay Hi Billy - Hope you are keeping warm and well - Luv N Hugs xoxox
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  DazyDuke (01/20/09)

  Good morning you sweet thang! Not too shabby yourself!
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  mooseyinn (01/19/09)

  Hi, just a reminder about Corner Gas tonight. Hope all is well, Cheers.
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  michele2 (01/19/09)

  thank you and congrats to you and your family
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  SST (01/19/09)

  How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.' 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' 17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!' 18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ....... Therapy
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  Vtaz (01/19/09)

  true,but got to go

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