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7:53am, August 10, 2009
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
Who is a dogs favourite Founding Father?
Bone Franklin!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
"How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
"The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!"
Teacher: "Who wrote `Oh say, can you see?"'
Student: "An eye doctor?"
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Why did the duck say "Bang!"?
Because he was a firequacker!
What cat said, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"?
Paw Revere.
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
"Keep in torch!"
Happy Independence day!
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hey ther Katie, Happy forth of July, be safe, but not so safe, ya dont have any fun,..^ ,..* !! LOL
zues
That was great. Thanks. I need more, I need more. Laughter is something I don't do too much these days. Have a great day!!!!
belle
Just when I needed it yu made me laugh. Thank you Friend
Kathy253
LOL Liked it a lot.Thanks!
overtherainbow
terrific *medicine*! thanx, tc {{asad..}}
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