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DrOrrange 
10:02pm, October 14, 2009
Will I Live to see 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
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lol i shared this
God Bless
chipchip
Hee hee....so cute...LOL Thank you for the giggle....I also shared this one...LOL Sweet dreams and again Thank you...
Love and Blessings, Serenity
serenitysun
I like this....thanks
jacqueline121
THAT'S GREAT AND IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT? I JUST TURNED 60 SO I REALLY APPRECIATE THE JOKE. GOD BLESS___DENNY
specialists
lol
thanks
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faithinjesus1963
Sharing this as well Roflll. We all need a good laugh. Wow I kinda like that Dr LOL!
Snoozeis49
Amen!
AstridW
Thank you for that insight. It came at a very good time! Luv'd it!
Grease
That's Funny!!! Thanks hugs-Stephanie
CoolGal
you got it!
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dinahmorris
LMAO!!!! And yes, it does put things in perspective!
Meowatthesun