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DrOrrange 
10:02pm, October 14, 2009
Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
I love this.....
Dr O.
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lol, nice one Dr. O. ^_^
CloudStrife
Good one Doc
asianhut
Been there
milkywayexpress
LOL..........thanks for making me smile :-)
heick
very funny doc thanks for sharing needed a good laugh.Have a great day.
Softballgirl
CUTE!!! And as a Chronic Fatigue Patient, that would be on top of the "It's all in your head" comment which raises my blood pressure medicine everytime!
DixieBlue
Thanks Doc I needed a good laugh this morning.Have a great day!
specialists
Thanks for that great one! I really feel like I could have been that poor chubby woman. Thanks for sharing, Carol
Grease
that is hilarious..... and Sooo true.... it is amazing how we look at ourselfs then somthing as simple as the scale can crush our mood and outlook.
yoyoyoMonica
lol
hillarycm123
That is a funny one!
mianutzy
haha love it! x
alone101
LOL I TOLD THIS TO EVERYONE I LOVE IT!!
MeganT
hahaha
veryblue
lol...this is HILARIOUS! :)
sillyrichie
cute
ShawnC32
LOL. That must have happened to me. On mid January I was 127 lbs, then I was diagnosed with Trigeminal Neuralgia, and stopped going to the gym because I was afraid to cause more pain, but I started to indulge myself with lots of treats to get comfort for the pain. The next time I went to the doctor I was 133lbs, and then the next time I went to the doctor I was 137 lbs... So I told the nurse: Each time I come I weight more, I am not coming anymore!.
Mom2myAngels