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  SST (06/18/09)

  LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN..........
  
  
  
  The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
  
  Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
  
  The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
  
  Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated."
  
  The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
  
  Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
  
  The teacher sat down and cried!
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  amyg35 (05/10/09)
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  PamelaE (01/23/09)

  Just stopping in to ask how the New Year is treating you. Miss hearing from you.
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  SST (01/09/09)

  Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones
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  seasaltandsun (12/31/08)

  you are the best. Actually she has a neurological surgical procedure next thurs..the 8th. hopefully I can connect the two of you before that.
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  SST (12/04/08)

  Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of Sex happens When you first meet someone and you both have sex Until you are blue in The face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is When you have Been with your partner for a short time and you are so Horny you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is When you have Been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has Gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is When you have Been with your partner for too long. When you pass Each other in the Hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which Means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at Night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you Cannot Stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and Screws you in front Of everyone And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is Called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
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  SST (12/03/08)

  There have been many, many times when I may have. disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, made you laugh. spit things all over your keyboard or monitor, or just made ya feel all warm n fuzzy bugged you or got on your nerves with all the grizzly bear hugggzzz or jokes I send, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE ,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YA
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  SST (12/02/08)

  We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass (_o_) an ass hole (_x_) kiss my ass (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
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  SST (12/01/08)

  Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven And wait for you I'll give the angels Back their wingsAnd risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!
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  dutchmircle (11/28/08)

  Thank you, that was wonderful, Joanne

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