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wag952
1. Never eat anything you dont want to see again.
2. Always remember "Spice is not nice."
3. If it looks good you probably shouldnt eat it. If it tastes good you will know why shortly.
4. If they had Lap Bands during the Middle Ages, thumb screws would have been unnecessary.
5. A Lap Band is to fine dining, what abstinance is a fulfilled sex life.






rules to live by.
pam1959
Love your lap badn rules really love #4 - I have ulcers and GERD so most of these apply to that also except for #3 I at least have yummy things I can eat and are good for one..HUGS
VeganGal
Thats so true !! Street venders and there onions smell nice dont want the hamburger or the hot dog just the onions .I bet tey taste a lot better over there to ??
annie39