Halloween funnies....
Just a few funnies that came from Ruster's. I thought they were worth sharing for Halloween. Thanks Rusters!
Q. Why do demons …
My life revolves around cats, other than that I have lots of medical issues, mostly autoimmune diseases, but fibromyalgia as well. I have been on steroids since I was fifteen, but I am always looking for those good days when I can enjoy life to its fullest, but sometimes they are few and far between. I have homes in Asheville and in Rock Hill, SC.
My life revolves around cats, other than that I have lots of medical issues, mostly autoimmune diseases, but fibromyalgia as well. I have been on steroids since I was fifteen, but I am always looking for those good days when I can enjoy life to its fullest, but sometimes they are few and far between. I have homes in Asheville and in Rock Hill, SC.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND FORWARDS OR CHAIN LETTERS...I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS BY NOT PASSING THEM ON! THANK YOU! I do medical and geriatric cat rescue. All those cats that have been abused or are unadoptable end up at my house. I currently have 22 indoor cats and am feeding a feral colony of about 20. I have learned to eat my meals while standing up and with cat fur in the food, all the while thinking "cat fur is fiber and fiber is good for me!" It's all in the state of mind. I also love to read anything I can get my hands on!
PLEASE DO NOT SEND FORWARDS OR CHAIN LETTERS...I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS BY NOT PASSING
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Ihavea very sick kitty--Pleural effusions--Prayers and good throughts...…
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Check in and tell us a little about yourself. I am Laura and have been diagnosed for over 20 years, I…
Just a few funnies that came from Ruster's. I thought they were worth sharing for Halloween. Thanks Rusters!
Q. Why do demons …
VanGogh's family...
His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------------------------ Verti GoghThe brother who ate …
Bumpus back again, it is not fair that mom gets to write in my journal...just not fair! She thinks I have ADHD, but it was just the catnip she …
I am literally being levitated by cats. Yep, you guessed it, we are having a thunderstorm here and all the cats think that they should be …
Life is the root of all evil, so says my cats. It seems just living makes them want to do something evil. I have Bumpus on my right and …
Hey Purrs to you and your kities. Hope the sick one gets better real soon, Its no fun for you or him/her. We havent heard from Bumpus in a while, I hope he isnt getting up to too much mischief. Just wanted to say I really enjoy reading your journals. Mad
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to hockey/ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
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I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
feel better soon! love your avatar!
hi, i miss talking with you. hope things are well and glad to see u back. last time i was on ..you were in the hospitail.
How are you? Extra Hug
How's your kitties? Mine are good & spoiled rotton!
I'm a 39 y/o female with DID (diagnosed for 20 years) who experienced childhood emotional, physical and sexual abuse as well as SRA. My system had a 10 year hibernation and has recently become active again. Looking for support from others who are dealing with the same sort of problems. It is nice to know that I am not alone in my situation.
Hi, I'm a 39y/o female that has been diagnosed with fibromyalgia for the past 8 years. I have many medical issues, most of them autoimmune diseases, that I am learning to deal with. I also take prednisone on a daily basis (which is never fun!) and am seeing a pain management doctor. Hope to find some friends and some coping skills while here!
I had TMJ symptoms since I was 14 and after many surgeries, I finally had a total joint replacement done 4 years ago. It was the best thing that ever happened to me!
Been involved in SI since I was 13. I have been diagnosed with DID for 20 years. Right now the last SI I did was in July, but the desire is still there.
I have had UC for 20 years, but still have my colon. I'm still prone to flares, but take daily steroids to help with that. I also have many of the syndroms that go along with IBD, such as pyoderma gangrenosum and colitic arthritis
I have ulcerative colitis, lupus and several other autoimmune diseases. I go to pain management for medications and injections.
I've had autoimmune diseases since I was 15. I was diagnosed with lupus about 20 years ago.
Same story as everyone else's I suppose. Sexual abuse, ritual abuse, incest, etc, etc.
My story is the same as anyone else's.
Have had Reynaud's all my life.
I just developed asthma at the age of 40, I have broncho-estasis (sp)
I take care of the MP board. I have been diagnosed for over 20 years and have been on DS since Oct 2007.
I lost my cat today...need support.