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  • About Me

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    mrcoffee

    Male, 40
    MARS, USA
    Member since September 21, 2007

    • About Me

      Marine Corps vet, developed multiple sclerosis from exposure in desert storm. Not looking for support dealing with it, I don't plan on keeping it.

      Marine Corps vet, developed multiple sclerosis from exposure in desert storm. Not looking for support dealing with it, I don't plan on keeping it.

    • Interests

      "The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps." --Eleanor Roosevelt

      "The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest

  • Journal

    • Journal Entry for November 1, 2009

      Mood November 1, 2009 8:14am

      October is inundated with Halloween movies… DUH. But I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing a film titled Zombie Stripper. A marvelous …

    • Technology

      Mood October 2, 2009 10:52pm

      Technology never ceases to amaze me. NEVER

       

       

      I received a new Dell laptop today.

       

       

      BUY DELL (now I get paid).

       

       

      The only …

    • BORED

      Mood September 27, 2009 3:26pm

       If ya get bored around here and like to read or write, another good place is:

      http://www.thoughts.com/blog/browse

    • I HATE

      Mood September 26, 2009 12:51am

      HATE… possibly the third most powerful word in the English arsenal. Am I a hater? You bet, I won’t lie, I HATE!

       

       

      I made …

    • I'm just saying...

      Mood September 24, 2009 10:58am

      Oh no, yeah it’s wrong… right?

       

       

      Slang is the evolution of the English language, is it not? But some of it is an absolute crime …

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      From SST Today

      A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE VICTORIA AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CALGARY .

      SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'

      SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY .'

      THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLYGIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:

      'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY AND YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'

      THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN.

      FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM.

      WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE, TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.
      SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING,
      'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'

      BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG ,AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND.



      ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL ANd ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.



      IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CALGARY

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      From SST Yesterday

      Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.

      This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:

      Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
      A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

      Q. Where will the government get this money?
      A. From taxpayers.

      Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
      A. Only a smidgen.

      Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
      A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

      Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
      A. Shut up.

      Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

      * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
      * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
      * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
      * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
      * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
      * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
      * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

      Instead, keep the money in America by:

      1 spending it at yard sales, or
      2 going to hockey/ball games, or
      3 spending it on prostitutes, or
      4 beer or
      5 tattoos.

      (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)

      ***
      I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.

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      From feisty Wednesday

      Ummmm, Send one my way...lol. Conrats. xoxo

    • Congrats

      From dreamer80 Wednesday

      I see you adopted a beagle hound. I just got a red beagle pup. I named him Mojo. ( I had just listened to the song by Jim Morrison about Mojo rising). I posted pictures of him.
      Have fun with your new addition. XOXOX Sue

    • Thanks

      From vietnam2nd Sunday

      thanks for the movie review i won't waste my time watching that film.

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