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  SST (01/17/09)

  THE WEDDING NIGHT Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I t hink?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school .' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.'
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  SST (01/08/09)

  Why I Love Michigan ... It's winter in Michigan And the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 52 below! Oh, how I love Michigan When the snow's up to your butt. You take a breath of winter air And your nose is frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful, I guess I'll hang around. I could never leave Michigan, 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
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  SST (11/25/08)

  Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Special You Are. The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel. Somebody out here is Smiling, because of something you said or something you did! Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your Huggzz Made Them Smile. In Fact, It made Them Glad. Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You. Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You. I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!
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  SST (11/20/08)

  My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started… ======================================================================= My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started… ===================================================================== When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station... And then the fight started.... ===================================================================== After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... =============================================================== My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I k ept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ============================================================ I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started...
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  SST (11/04/08)

  People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to Have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to Use in all other relationships and areas of your life It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life. . . . . . . . . ... . . . . Whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.
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  SST (10/26/08)

  COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... :)
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  SST (10/24/08)

  I WROTE YOUR NAME IN A CIRCLE BECAUSE HEARTS CAN BE BROKEN BUT A CIRCLE GOES ON FOREVER,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  SST (10/16/08)

  GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  SST (10/04/08)

  GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  SST (09/20/08)

  Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel. Somebody out here is Smiling, Because of something you said or something you did! Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile. In Fact , It made Them Glad. Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You. Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You. I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!

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