Survivable's Journal

     
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job.

       
After two hours he returns, carrying a large pizza. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

      
"Yep", replies Bob.

      
"Say, where did you get the pizza?"

      
Bob informs Jeff. "She bought it for me."

      
"WHAT??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she bought you a pizza?"

    
"Sure," Bob says.

      
"WHY?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a pizza you ARE!'"