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THINKING WOMAN
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
“Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
“If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
“But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
“That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
“Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
“Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
“If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
“But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
“That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
“Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
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HurtinginSC
How funny!!
LorieA
ALL MY FAMILY THOUGHT THAT FUNNY,AS THEY AR FISHERMEN THEY ARE STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT THANKS BECKY LOVE YOU ALOT DEBY
DebyDavis
ha,haaaaaaaa love it !!
AngelAfriel
send in the clowns
chipchip
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LOL what a good story
thank you
KCJ
LOL>> That's great!
jrysgrl
yuppers , you read mine I'll read yours lol
cowboy357
maybe I'll read mine too,lol
cowboy357
You have some good ones cowboy. :)
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