After being married for 43 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, 'Honey, 43 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00
home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding
up your side of things..' My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me
to go out and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.