A man walks into a Ann Summers store to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibility's that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and put it on and then model it for him. Once upstairs the wife thinks "I have an idea, it's soo see-through that it might aswell be nothing, I won't put it on- do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself".

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The hubby says "Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop".......His funeral is this Thursaday!! !!=O))