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7 KINDS OF SEX
Posted on 08/24/10, 01:59 pm
7 Kinds Of Sex ....
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ..... 'Fuck You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ..... 'Fuck You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last ... But not least ...
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !!!
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Reply #1 08/25/10 7:04am
Oh my...too funny... -
Reply #2 08/25/10 12:21pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
making a mess of it!!! -
Reply #3 08/26/10 12:14am
No Comment....lmao!!!! :) -
Reply #4 08/29/10 5:24pm
Good one Mr Marty! -
Reply #5 08/29/10 5:47pm
Hell Marty.....................I KNOW what stage I am in..............what I want to know is what stage YOU are in??????????????????? -
Reply #6 09/21/10 8:27pm
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Reply #7 09/21/10 8:43pm
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
............................"Coffee's ready."
...Im sorry....but I laugh my ass off when I read this
but after I had my laugh, I felt alittle bad......
it was an unexpected laugh...dont mean to hurt any ones feelings
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Reply #8 11/16/10 10:28am
lol, that is too funny. Thanks for sharing -
Reply #9 11/18/10 9:19pm
There might be 7 kinds of sex out there, but I'm looking for the "love" .................... -
Reply #10 11/18/11 9:11pm
Your hot tonight Starr
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