Okay, so this preacher has a donkey. He's trained it to go when he says hallelujah and stop when he says amen. Then he decides to sell it. A man comes along and buys the donkey. He says, "Hallelujah!", and the donkey starts trotting. The man says, "Amen!', and the donkey stops. Then the man says hallelujah again and the donkey starts up again. The man is riding this donkey for a while, when he sees a cliff up ahead. He says, "whoa." Then he realizes that he has forgotten the word. The cliff is coming closer so he decides to say a prayer. When he finishes the prayer, he is almost to the edge of the cliff. Then he says, "Amen." The donkey stops RIGHT on the edge. Relieved, the man says, "Lord, hallelujah!"