A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Jokes for Halloween!!!

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What type of music do mummies listen to?
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The Greatful Dead? The Monster Mash?
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Wrap! Hahah
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"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Europe!"
"Shut up, and keep swimming!"

"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to China!"
"Shut up, and put your other foot in the CARE package!"

"Mommy, Mommy! Whats a vampire?"
"Shut up, and eat your soup before it clots!"
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Beaumont
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because she didn't have the guts to do it!
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Beaumont
If you enoy the jokes in HeavenToBetsy's "Jokes for Halloween" topic, you might also like the jokes in the "Monsters And Other Fictional Folks" topic. :-)
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"Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I go outside and play with the other kids?"
"Shut up and deal!"
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Beaumont
What do you get if you tell jokes at a seance?
A happy medium.
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Beaumont
Where does a baby ghost sit at the dinner table?
In the boo-ster chair!
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Beaumont
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a pigmy?
A little sucker about this big.
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To all good little goblins, ghouls, and ghosts, we wish you an extremely spooktacular Halloween! ;-)
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Beaumont
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing.
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Beaumont
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween." -Erma Bombeck
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Why were the bones chasing the skull?
They wanted to get ahead!
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Beaumont
Why were the bones chasing the skull?
They wanted to get ahead.
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Beaumont
Three zombies were playing cards in a graveyard. What did they say?
"We had better dig up another player."