A Laughter Club Community Group
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How about some Doctor Doctor jokes....
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there.
A patient walks into the doctor's office and says, "Hey doc, it hurts when I do this..." The doctor examines the patient, runs a bunch of tests, bills his insurance. Finally, he tells the patient, "Don't do that."
Another one I found:
Allergies
As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I get busy and print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.
Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas. Imagine my surprise when a few hours later a very irate young man marches himself up to the nurses' station and demands,
"Alright now, which one of you has labeled my mother 'bananas'?"
A: You are fine. How am I?
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
Did you know that if all of the smokers
were laid end-to-end around the world,
three-quarters of them would drown?
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a problem. I snore so loud that when I sleep, I wake myself up." The doctor replies, "Have you tried sleeping in the other room?"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
Answer: To the dock! (doc, doctor)
Doctor: I've never heard one complain.
And broke his collarbone;
A doctor should attend the sick,
And leave the well alone!
Doctor: I've never heard one complain.